Yooooo, it’s my boy’s birthday!!! For those who don’t know, I absolutely adore Shakespeare, and he’s actually one of the reasons that I ended up dual-majoring in college. I originally was only majoring in Psychology, but I took a Shakespeare class because I needed something to fill a slot, and that class was available, and not long afterwards I added English as a second major. So thanks for that, Shakespeare!
This handsome devil would be 454 years old today! To celebrate this sass master, I thought I’d share some of Shakespeare’s best insults, because that’s probably what the dirty bird would have wanted. Check out this neat infographic compiled by Charley Chartwell at Curious Charts!
There’s also this fun Shakespearean Insult Generator available! Oh, the wonders of the internet.
So be sure to celebrate the Bard’s birthday by insulting your friends in the truest of fashions: by being a lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food dude.